Values:
C.R.I.M.E.
We have authored this acronym in order to remind ourselves that getting caught committing a crime is never acceptable. This idea guides our processes and our systems. All of our employess know it by heart and have it posted at their desk.

CUSTOMERS
Our research has indicated that without customers, we would have very little to do with our product. Sure we hate most of them, but our product can’t just sit around on our shelves.

RESULTS DRIVEN
When the results are in, we’ll be there, driving.

INNOVATIVE
I’m always saying to myself, ‘Hey, didn’t I think of that idea like 12 years ago?’ I think I just watch a bit too much TV.

MONEY
The more money we have, the better. More money is better.

ETHICS
Some things you just can’t get away with anymore. We’ve come to terms with that, now lets put on a happy face and present you with our ethical decision making skills.

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