In one of the most genuinely brilliant business moves of our generation, Golden Glass Global Gateway Inc. has purchased the rights to the Sun (the one in our solar system). Early Monday morning in the midst of winter storms catastrophes, GGGGI announced the acquisition to all of its sectors , prompting a rise of two degrees celsius in some parts of the country. If you are unfamiliar with the role of Sun, many scientists would consider it to be one of the most important inventions ever, right behind the personal computer and GPS. Certain scientists even believe that without the Sun, we could not survive as human beings, though this view has not been widely accepted in the scientific community. The price, two hundred millions dollars. Quite the bargain according to GGGGI outerspace real estate expert Terrence Tenapolt. According to outside analysts this puts GGGGI in a position to make more money than anyone else in recorded history. At a press conference, GGGGI President Hiroshi Morioka said the deal is so massive that it may be decades before the full spectrum of it is realized and understood or it may just take a few days. When asked what the plans for the Sun are, Morioka said the number one priority is to keep it burning, followed by the goal of marketing it to all parts of the globe. Since the announcement was rushed to the press, many of the legal details are still being ironed out, but it is clear that the deal gives GGGGI full ownership of the Phoenix Suns. The move, of course will trickle down to the various companies owned by GGGGI including Golden Glass International and your own Golden Glass Rewards. Expect to see several more Sun related rewards programs soon.
December 15, 2008