Golden Glass Rewards

The dissemiNATION Podcast, an award winning show, sponsored by Golden Glass Rewards is now available here. So far, three episodes are available but hosts Mike and Bryan promise a flood of shows in the coming months. Often described as a dynamic duo, the podcast has already received some reviews as well as some other reviews. Golden Glass Rewards is working closely with Mike and Bryan to ensure a quality product.

In one of the most genuinely brilliant business moves of our generation, Golden Glass Global Gateway Inc. has purchased the rights to the Sun (the one in our solar system). Early Monday morning in the midst of winter storms catastrophes, GGGGI announced the acquisition to all of its sectors , prompting a rise of two degrees celsius in some parts of the country. If you are unfamiliar with the role of Sun, many scientists would consider it to be one of the most important inventions ever, right behind the personal computer and GPS. Certain scientists even believe that without the Sun, we could not survive as human beings, though this view has not been widely accepted in the scientific community. The price, two hundred millions dollars. Quite the bargain according to GGGGI outerspace real estate expert Terrence Tenapolt. According to outside analysts this puts GGGGI in a position to make more money than anyone else in recorded history. At a press conference, GGGGI President Hiroshi Morioka said the deal is so massive that it may be decades before the full spectrum of it is realized and understood or it may just take a few days. When asked what the plans for the Sun are, Morioka said the number one priority is to keep it burning, followed by the goal of marketing it to all parts of the globe. Since the announcement was rushed to the press, many of the legal details are still being ironed out, but it is clear that the deal gives GGGGI full ownership of the Phoenix Suns. The move, of course will trickle down to the various companies owned by GGGGI including Golden Glass International and your own Golden Glass Rewards. Expect to see several more Sun related rewards programs soon.

If there is one thing you can count on, it is threats coming your way as a result of success. Golden Glass Rewards has recently been targeted by several terrorist-like groups including The Suns of Restoration and The Indianapolis Jones’. Threats have been received via email and include phrases such as “We are threatening you”, “Consider this a threat”, and “You might think this is not a threat, but it is”. The reason for the threats is still unknown, but GGI officials believe there may be a connection between the threats and the recent Anti-Dissemination campaign. Head of Security William Wallets, trained in anti-terror tactics at The Sorbon, reacted quickly to ease the concerns of our staff and customers. Wallets has been working semi-feverishly between vacations and has enacted a three point plan. One, identify the threat. Two, eliminate the threat. Three, document what happened. GGI is currently in step one. Until the three point plan is finished, all rewards will come packaged in high security titanium alloy crates (additional shipping charges may apply).

Thinking of starting a band? Then you would be interested in GG Rewards Latest rewards program Band Name Surplus. We recently purchased the rights to all these soon to be band names from a fairly lucrative record company during a fire sale. Here is but a small fraction of the names we have acquired:

the tangerine muffin band
smithers and whistlers
slop funkdoodles
terra infirma
slot machine gangsters
terrible claw infidels
joke band name #7
pots and kilts
slam o haulics
the jumberwangs
fish cobs
reverse mudslides
tee jones johnson and the boys
the angst
the break-aparts
the heart o the matter
science putters
vigo’s wand
band stand morons
rob and the sly foxes
stilletto heals
the heavy sets
tarantula limbs
weasel bankers
the 401 k’s
email
transnational tripeline
muckers
crazunrants

Real Time Rewards brings you a look at prominent 17th century writer Charles Tickens. Born in London, Tickens quickly set to writing really good books that not everyone liked. His early works include A Tale of Two Settees, Our Mutual Fund, and All of Her Twists. He then disappeared for what seemed like weeks. After this clever absence, Tickens composed what would become his finest works, Grey Suspectations, Avid Copper Fields, and A Crisp Mascara. Because of his name, Charles Tickens was often confused with Charles Ives, the late great composer, but the two could not have been more different, unless they had different first names.

Thirty-two weeks ago we held associate meetings at all of our business units to discuss actions we are taking to address the continuing and significant economic challenges facing Golden Glass International, as well as many other companies across all industries. At that time, we announced our plan to less aggressively pursue cost savings, and to decelerate the alignment around Category Management in our Rewards Resources group. Yesterday, additional secret associate meetings were held at the locations that are being secretly impacted by the deceleration of our Category Management initiative. I’d like to share with you the fifty-three primary actions that were announced yesterday:

Golden Glass has some major things in the works for 2009. Customers will see exponential growth in new rewards programs. Here are just some of the things we are working on:
Britney Spears The Lost Recordings
Kelly Ripa Laundry Services
Lance Armstrong Dessert Recipes
Kanye West Numberless Watch Collection
Many Hairdos of the Phoenix Suns Style Guide
Bill Walton Quotables Magnets
Fake Patrick McGoohan Interviews
How Much is Lebron James Worth Raffle
Andrew Bird Whistling Lessons
LOST Original Sountrack Remixed by Britney Spears
What Would Allen Greenspan Do (WWAGD) Bracelets
UFO Coloring Books
Wikipedia Retaliation Guide
How to Avoid Things Guidebook
Anti-Dissemination Armbands
The Many Acting Roles of Kobe Bryant Poster Series
Jon Stewart Toupe Collection
365 Ways to Avoid Talking About Politics Calendar
How to Talk Your Way Out of Anything Pamphlet and DVD
365 Ways to Talk About Politics When No One Wants to Listen Calendar
The Many Faces of Terrell Owens Mug Collection

Do you have a desire to turn things around in 2009? If so, consider our New Years 2009 Rewards Package 1.0. It includes the following items and will be delivered sometime during the first eight months of 2009. Contact your rewards liaison for more details.

1 Flash Drive Containing 3 George Michael Songs
1 Picture of Australian Actor Leo McKern
1 Package of Frozen Chicken Tenders*
1 Champagne Popper
1 Newspaper

*Nuggets may be substituted depending on inventory

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