Is your life plagued with disappointment and let downs? Do you fail to meet even your own low standards? Is complaining just as common as breathing for you? If you answered yes to these questions, you are a sad sack, officially. Here’s where to go from here. Get over it, with help from our newest rewards program, Sad Sack Rejuvenation!!! We don’t want any of our customers to be associated with these behaviors, we simply will not stand for it, so you shouldn’t either. The program will consist of a three year plan with weekly rewards and a mandatory monthly checkup from a GGI certified psychologist. Based on customer profiles, some of you will automatically be assigned to this program.